The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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