I CAN MOONWALK!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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