I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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