Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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