That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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