Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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