apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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