I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
