Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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