So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm too high and old for this...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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