Dual....:-)
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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