You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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