This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wat bout pragnant strippers??
just come out here and I will go home with you...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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