what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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