So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
send nudes
from the living room?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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