We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I enjoy the company of your penis
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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