Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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