you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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