Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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