butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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