I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
