hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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