He is such a slut. More and more my type.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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