he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
