I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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