I think I am morally bankrupt
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
