The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
They took my balls.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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