Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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