i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
