If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Congratulations! We have a period
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