week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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