I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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