My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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