You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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