one two three fourrrrnication!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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