you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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