CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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