I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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