She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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