time to smoke my breakfast
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Houston, we have a blender
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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