Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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