The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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