I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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