when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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