Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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