Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I am one with the molecules
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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