brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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