he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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