Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
