where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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