Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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