the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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