i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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