My brain says no but my pants say off.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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