they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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